I'm getting really tired of my house being cold.
Now I know sometimes when I'm hot, it's just me. I'm pretty sure that's not the case with cold. How do I know it's cold in my house. There are signs.
1) My entire family is dressed in layers. Of sweats. All the time. Even sleeping.
2) None of us want to get up in the morning. Ever. Now, I know everyone is comfy in their warm bed, but it has really gotten ridiculous at my house. The alarm goes off. It continues going off. Continues. Continues. Why do I not shut it off? That would mean I had to remove my arm from the blankets. It's not happening. Despite the fact that I am awake and dreaming I had a warm cup of coffee, I am not going into the frigid air just to retrieve it. I really have to go to the bathroom. Thinking about the warmth of wetting the bed it starting to sound good. Changing my mind at the last minute because I know it would just turn cold. And wet.
3) Lying completely still as you sleep because any movement causes you to leave your already warmed spot on the mattress.
4) Watching TV completely wrapped in a fleece blanket. Watching the same channel all evening because you don't want to put your hand out of the blanket to hit the buttons on the remote control.
5) Ending up sleeping in the chair because you can't bring yourself to run to your bedroom.
6) You're afraid to wash your hair because it may freeze.
I think maybe it's time to turn on the furnace.
3 comments:
Hey Chris,
If your blanket isn't too thick, the remote will still work as long as you have it directly pointed at the sensor ;o)
Do you forget you are talking to the coldest person in KS???
HAHA... great blogs, I'm finally catching up again...Tammy
Oh Chris, You don't know how good that sounds to be all covered up with a fleece blanket. I'm uncovered most of the night,sticky and clammy. Now thats uncomfortable! Don't worry, You'll have hot flashes when you're all grown up.
Sadly, I have those flashes now. In between shivering, I have to get up and change my sweaty jammies.
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