Rolls

I have found a new...thing. Well, okay the thing is not new, but I have found new and inventive uses for it. It is the hot roll.
Yesterday I decided to be domestic and make hot rolls. From scratch. Okay, anyone who knows me is now scratching their head, saying, WHAT!!!!
The good news is, everyone survived.
The hot rolls I made were...unique. They were golden brown. They looked delicious. The only problem is they were also very heavy. I mean HEAVY. I went to take them out of the oven and had to have my husband spot me. I caught my daughter doing curls with one in each hand. The sad part is, they were actually making her sweat!
One fell off the table and I feared for my dog's life. I prayed he wasn't under there. (He wasn't. He survived.)
The other good news is I have found other uses for hot rolls.
These are the perfect party food. Have your guests had too much to drink? Get out the hot rolls. These babies will absorb all the alcohol from their system. In addition, they will expand to twice the size of their stomach, causing intense sleepiness. "Oh, Christine. Wonderful party. I just need to go home and take a nap now." (These are particularly wonderful if you are having a party wih young people who want to party all night long. Hey, I'm too old for that!)
Another money saver is if you are serving food at your party. Did you not buy enough hamburgers? No worries. Serve hot rolls. The guests will be too full to eat a hamburger anyway. These rolls can also be used as party favors. You can use them as baseballs or bowling balls (maybe not, they wouldn't roll very straight). Someone tick you off? Hit 'em in the head, then eat the murder weapon.
I'm thinking I will make them again. This I time I will serve them with ranch dressing.