You know the person who invented the machine used for a mammogram is a man. No woman would invent a machine designed to pull and smash their breasts.
To check and see if you have any cancerous masses, your breast must be splayed out on a platter and smashed between two plates. God help you if you have really small breasts. If that's the case, the technician is forced to pull flesh from your back in order to have enough to lay out. When it is placed properly, your breast looks like a pancake. Not the nice, fluffy pancakes from IHOP, the crappy homemade pancakes you put too much water in that never really rise and stick to the pan.
Men gripe because they heve to turn their heads and cough. I want to see them after having a MANogram.
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...that cartoon is wrong on so many levels!!...
PS...Happy Anniversary!!!
Karma-
Thanks for continuing to comment. I think everyone else has given up on me!
Amen! And God forbid you get a young woman as your tech. She's worse than if a man is doing it. It's like she has no comprehension that pulling them away from your chest HURTS! And then flopping them on the icy thing and then smooshing them... yuck!
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