I adore men!!!
I mean, I really do! They are sometimes much better people than women. Case in point: When a man has a beef with you, he says, "I'm really ticked off at you and am going to punch you in the mouth." (Okay, maybe not so much talking, but the intent is clear). POP! The other guy gets hit in the mouth and the fight is over. No more anger, no grudges.
With females (I say females because it is the same from 6 to 60), it's NEVER over. First, we hint that we are irritated. (Apparently I am the queen of passive aggressive.)When the hint is not taken, then we are truly pissed off. When this happens, girls do some different things. Some girls never confront the person they are mad at. They just talk smack on them to everyone within earshot. Other girls do confront, but twist facts so they themselves are completely blameless and the other person is an inconsiderate @#$^W$%.
And it's not enough that we are mad. It is important to girls to make sure everyone is mad at them.
Another difference I've recently noticed is the "law of dude." Apparently, a guy putting sunscreen on another guy breaks the "law of dude." My incredibly lily white boy came away from a day in the water with second degree burns because he didn't want some dude "putting his hands all over his back."
However, after getting such a horrible burn, that same dude was required to put aloe vera gel on his burn. I'm asking: Which is worse? Having a dude put his hands on your back for less than a minute to keep you from getting a burn and possibly melanoma or having the same dude put his hands on you three times a day rubbing aloe vera over your extremely tender flesh?
Growing up in a house full of girls, I think I can safely say chicks do not have that phobia. Girls are like, "Hey, can you lift my bra strap and get that stuff between my shoulder blades? Can you get the back of my thighs?" Whatever.
4 comments:
I guess putting aloe on in the privacy of your home is different than putting on sunscreen in front of the ladies (or other dudes). I wish that like dudes, we could have a disagreement without then having to discuss how that made us feel...and then actually let it go and move on. It must be so much easier to be a man!
Personally, I admire a guy's ability to JUST GET OVER IT!!! Wish I had that attribute.
OK Here is my deep thought on the subject - I must not be normal cause I pretty much get over it!!!
Maybe I have too much testosterone running in me.
OK it's time for a new blog. Almost an entire month has gone by surely you have had some fodder for a new blog. Come on get to writing....I am waiting to LMAO!!
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