Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Worst Christmas gifts ever


Okay. I have been giving it some thought and I am going to start with my top three worst gifts. As you read, you can add horrible gifts of your own.

3) A poop scoop. (I mean seriously, any gift that requires shoveling sh...tuff is a truly crappy gift. Pun most definitely intended!!)

2) An STD. (Okay, I guess any horrible disease would count. I'm all for the gift that keeps on giving, but really...there's a limit.)

1) A cemetery plot, coffin, urn, headstone, etc. (Any gift that requires your taking a dirt nap to use it is just rude. Seriously! And the old, "You didn't use what I gave you last year," excuse is not cool.)

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

My worst gift was a bathroom scale for my birthday from my husband. Bad bad bad!!! Of course your examples are worse.

Christine said...

Personally, I think anything which has to do with personal hygiene, such as soap, deoderant, feminine hygiene, should all be banned. Who wants something that says, "You stink."

Karma said...

Hey! I have that sweater!

Anonymous said...

How about a board with nails driven in it? It was forholding spools of thread. Mom

Anonymous said...

It sounds like you've actually gotten an STD for Christmas in the past. Do tell.

Christine said...

Actually, these are just gifts I consider to be the worst possible gifts. None have I actually received at any time.

Anonymous said...

i told you the STD thing was a bit questionable!!!

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with my mother, i was shocked you were so open about recieving a STD! =)

Christine said...

ok. so now the truth is out. i'll share. ant takers? it is after all the season for giving!

Christine said...

And by ant I mean any. :-)