Okay. I have been giving it some thought and I am going to start with my top three worst gifts. As you read, you can add horrible gifts of your own.
3) A poop scoop. (I mean seriously, any gift that requires shoveling sh...tuff is a truly crappy gift. Pun most definitely intended!!)
2) An STD. (Okay, I guess any horrible disease would count. I'm all for the gift that keeps on giving, but really...there's a limit.)
1) A cemetery plot, coffin, urn, headstone, etc. (Any gift that requires your taking a dirt nap to use it is just rude. Seriously! And the old, "You didn't use what I gave you last year," excuse is not cool.)
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My worst gift was a bathroom scale for my birthday from my husband. Bad bad bad!!! Of course your examples are worse.
Personally, I think anything which has to do with personal hygiene, such as soap, deoderant, feminine hygiene, should all be banned. Who wants something that says, "You stink."
Hey! I have that sweater!
How about a board with nails driven in it? It was forholding spools of thread. Mom
It sounds like you've actually gotten an STD for Christmas in the past. Do tell.
Actually, these are just gifts I consider to be the worst possible gifts. None have I actually received at any time.
i told you the STD thing was a bit questionable!!!
I have to agree with my mother, i was shocked you were so open about recieving a STD! =)
ok. so now the truth is out. i'll share. ant takers? it is after all the season for giving!
And by ant I mean any. :-)
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